"Hail, Caesar!" *Non-Spoiler* Review

The Coen brothers are back with their new film Hail, Caesar and they successfully bring to life Hollywood in the 1950s. Everything from the outfits everyone wears to the movies the industry was making; the Coen brothers did a tremendous job making you feel as if you too were in the 50s as well. Unfortunately for them, they completely forgot they were making a film instead of just paying homage. Without being too harsh, Hail Caesar may be one of the most pointless movies you will ever watch. The story of the movie is just flat out weak. Not only is the story scattered throughout the movie, it is more in the background of what is actually going on in the film. Without giving away spoilers, Hail Caesar is about movie star Baird Whitlock (George Clooney) being kidnapped and studio head, Eddie Mannix (Josh Brolin), must do whatever it takes to get him back….or at least that is what the trailers intended you to think it was about. There are so many subplots to this film, you lose track of what is going on and exactly when the film will get to its point. There are so many stars that are utterly wasted in this movie; Ralph Fiennes, Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, and Jonah Hill all have a max of just 2 scenes. Again, the trailers touted such a prestigious cast, yet they were sparingly used. The lone bright spot of the film was Josh Brolin. If there is any reason to see the film it is for his character and his portrayal of that character. He is the one you will spend the most time with and the only one you really get to know….well sort of get to know. This is no knock on George Clooney, but his character is the next biggest character, but there is nothing that stood out in his performance or with his character. Do not worry though, there is one or two scenes that will make you laugh.

Conclusion: Hail, Caesar fooled us all with its marketing campaign showing off a star studded cast immersed into a fun comedy, thriller trying to get back a kidnapped star. The film was the exact opposite by focusing too much time on the subplots and really not letting the cast flaunt their talents. The Coen brothers do an excellent job capturing the essence of the industry in the 1950s, while Josh Brolin delivers the only decent performance. Yes, there are some laughs when it comes to Hail, Caesar. But in the end, you will want the movie to be over with. And when it is over, you will leave the theater wondering what the hell did you just watch. If you know the answer, please let me know.

SCORE:      4/10 – DON’T WASTE THE MONEY